So today is the first day of the second quarter, which I suppose means I’m obligated to pull some obnoxious trick on you all.
Like saying I’m quitting, or that I’ve secretly translated the next volume as a surprise, or post a GrandmasterxFlender slashfic.
But I’m no good at any of that, so you get a regular joke instead:
Tang San and Duwei walk into a bar, but they’re both minors so they had to leave.
……I’m no good at that either.